Thursday, July 14, 2011

I Am Going To Miss You, Zambia

My time here in Zambia has come to an end.  In a few hours I will board a plane to fly back to the States.  These last few days have been full of goodbyes.  But I am not leaving all of Zambia behind.  I am bringing some of it home with me... Whether in the form of a bamboo bicycle frame, N’Shima cravings, bow hunting skills, new friendships, or unforgettable experiences...  Zambia and Zambikes has left a mark on my life.  I will no doubt always find my heart tied to this place and the work being done here.
I am excited to return home and see my family and friends, but I am certain that there will be some adjusting upon my return.  After all, I have spent a majority of the last 6 months being a minority, driving on the left side of the road, and eating with my hands.  (FYI- You may not want to ride in a car with me for the first week I am back.)
The last 6 months have been quite an adventure, and I want to thank all of you who joined me for the ride.  I hope you enjoyed reading my account of our experiences and seeing Zambia through my eyes.  It was a pleasure to be able to share it with you all.  So... Until next time...

May you and your goat travel safe.

Andrew Zarda

Yes... This is a real photo and that is a real goat.
Taken in Kabwe,  Zambia.

Monday, July 11, 2011

"And That is How I Got This Tear in My Sweatshirt"

Since this last weekend was my last in Zambia, I knew that I had to make the most of it.  So Saturday night Vaughn, Luke, and I went to a Zambian karaoke club called Dolphins (probably my favorite place in Lusaka).  Afterwards, we hit up a local dance club, and I had one final practice at perfecting the booty shakes and hip gyrations that I have learned here in Zambia.
The White Lions
Sunday we took a gamble and went to a random game park that was home of several “white lion cubs.”  Upon arrival, we realized we were in for a treat.  We were not sure whether we had stumbled upon the game park office or a junk yard.  As it turns out, they were one and the same.  We were escorted to the cage where they kept the white lions and informed that if we paid extra we could get in the cage with them for 15 minutes.  So naturally, we ended up in a cage with two white lions.  They were only 7 months old, which apparently means they were at the age where they are young enough to want play with everything but large enough to hurt (not kill) you by doing so.  After we had been in the cage for about 2 minutes, the “lion tamers” (two ladies who owned the lions) had still failed to demonstrate that they actual could tame the lions.  Luke saw that they had no control over the lions and exclaimed, “This is not safe!  What are we doing in here?  I am not supposed to run if this thing comes at me?  If it comes at me... I am running.  Can I leave?”  One of the “lion (un)tamers” gave him permission to walk slowly to the gate.  He gladly did so and became the designated camera man.  Shortly after Luke’s departure, one of the lions jumped on Vaughn and wrapped around his waist.  He remained calm and one of the ladies pulled it off of him.  The lions continued to keep us on our toes, but Vaughn and I managed to channel our inner alpha male and exert some dominance over the lions long enough to pet them, feel their paws, etc.  Just before our time was coming to a close, one of the lions decided to challenge me (Vaughn attributed it to the fact that I currently have a mane, aka beard).  The lion juked its so called tamer and wrapped up my waist and bit my forearm.  I firmly but slowly pushed it to the ground.  The bite didn’t hurt much and barely drew blood.  It was just wanting to play with me, not eat me.  Nonetheless, when I pressed it to the ground it was “game on.”  The lion dodged its tamer again, wrapped its paws around my chest, and bit my shoulder.  It wasn’t a hard bite.  It barely left a mark on my skin.  But it was enough to rip my sweatshirt (which is now my new favorite sweatshirt).  The lion was restrained, and Vaughn and I hung out in the cage a few more minutes before our time was up.
Proof I'm not lion
Ripped
It was quite a way to close out my last weekend in Zambia.  After all, not everyone can say that they went toe to toe with a lion and held their ground (even it was only 7 months old).

Friday, July 8, 2011

A Match Made in... Wichita? Shell Knob? Zambia?

I want to congratulate my cousin Dustin McBride and my friend Lauren Fulmer on their recent engagement.  So... Congratulations!!!!!  As you can see... They were made for each other...
Taken on each other's phone on an airplane.

Here is how the proposal went down...

Dustin mysteriously shows up at Lauren and her friend's Lake lunch spot

He asks... She says, "Yes."
She finds her parents waiting for her back at her apartment.
By the way Lauren, I warned Dustin that by surprising you by showing up in Nashville, then surprising you by proposing, then surprising you by having your parents there... He was going to make it so you either have a heart attack or develop a paranoia where you think there is going to be a surprise around every corner.  Oh well.  Congratulations!  See you both in a few weeks!!!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Bush Mechanics

Vaughn, Dustin, Luke, and I spent the weekend at Mulungushi Lake at Dustin and Vaughn’s lake-house.  The weather was perfect.  We went hiking, rock climbing, canoeing, slalom-skiing, cliff jumping (into the lake), and so much more.  My personal favorite activity was swimming in a natural pool at the base of a waterfall (Vaughn and I decided it was like a taste of Paradise).
But as perfect as everything was at Mulungushi, the weekend was not without its problems.  Vaughn, Dustin, and I had decided to ride motorcycles out to the lake.  Luke rode in the car with two other friends of ours, Tommy and Marissa.  Shortly after we started our 3 hour ride down the dirt road, Dustin’s bike began to have problems.  A bolt had fallen off his bike and his side panel was ready to fall off.  Vaughn came up with a quick fix by using a self locking pin (normally used for connecting the motorcycle ambulance to the bike) to substitute for the missing bolt.  So after a short delay, we were back on the dusty trail.

Vaughn's soft wire McGyver battery rigging
But an hour later, I came across my second most hated motorbike nemesis... A deep ditch.  (My most hated is pigs.)  I fought the ditch, but gravity and gravel gave it the upper hand, and I fell.  I was fine, but the bike suffered some cosmetic damage.  Nevertheless, I was up and riding again after several minutes.  We made it about 30 minutes further before Vaughn had his first problem.  His battery terminal broke off.  It apparently couldn’t hold on any longer after all the bumps he had taken it over.  I stopped to help him, but I wasn’t much help.  Neither of us had any tools.  Dustin had a toolkit, but he was somewhere up ahead of us. So we used some tape off my bike to try to reconnect the battery cable. Then we stuffed rocks and our T-shirts into the battery compartment to help create pressure on the connection.  It didn’t work too well.  So I left to go get Dustin and his tools and return.  I found Dustin.  He was also having battery problems now.  Somehow his connection had been shorted, and he could not diagnose the problem.  But at least he managed to jump start his bike.  On our way back to help Vaughn, we found him with his bike running... He had gotten it to work.  He had pulled a McGyver and used his key ring to hold the battery cable to the terminal.  All the bikes were running again!  Since we were just under 25 miles from Mulungushi and the most difficult terrain was behind us, I jumped in the car and let Luke hop on my motorcycle.  He had been practicing his motorbike skills and was ready to put them to the test.  Unfortunately, about 10 minutes into the test, he encountered what has become his motorbike nemesis... Sand.  He lost control and involuntarily took a detour off the side of the road and into the bush.  This detour was cut short when the front wheel of the bike was greeted by a hole in the ground.  The bike tumbled several feet.  Luke tumbled several more. (He was launched over the handlebars.)  Luke laid on the ground in shock.  When he realized he could still move all of his body parts, he got up and walked back to the edge of the road and laid down.  That was the condition Vaughn found him in as he rode up on his bike... Still in shock, lying on the side of the road, eyes wide open, and no sign of the bike.  He had a few bumps and bruises but he was okay.  Vaughn found the bike lying in the tall grass and waved down a truck to take the bike and Luke the rest of the way to Mulungushi.  By nightfall, all four of us and three of the bikes were in Mulungushi.
Luke's leg post-crash
The return trip from Mulungushi was met with similar problems.  Dustin was still having battery problems and had to jump start his bike every time he stopped, Luke’s crash had knocked loose the muffler of my bike, and Vaughn’s other battery terminal decided to break.  This caused our 3 hour ride home to stretch on for 5 hours.  But after multiple efforts, we managed to use soft wire (pliable metal wire) to reattach my muffler and Vaughn’s other battery terminal.  According to Vaughn, “Soft wire is the duct tape of Africa.” But eventually, we all made it home safely.  And the bikes were still running, even if they were only being held together by bush mechanics.
My muffler rigging

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

On the Road Again

Me and Dale Earnhardt... I mean Luke
Luke and I just returned from an exciting 5 day trip.  Last Wednesday, we took a motorcycle into Zambia’s Southern Province to visit a few villages and rural health clinics where they had zambulances.  I had learned a lot from my last motorcycle trip in Eastern Province (the one that ended with my partner, Joe Stangl, bowing out early in exhaustion and me going home injured from a crash).  This trip was like a 5 star trip compared to the last one.  When Joe and I went to Eastern Province we gave ourselves 10 day to ride almost 1500 km (932 miles) and visit over 20 different sites.  This time, Luke and I gave ourselves over 2 days to travel 600 km (373 miles) and visit 2 or 3 sites.  By Thursday night, we had already accomplished what we had set out to do.  We had heard amazing stories of how the bicycle ambulance was helping people, and Luke had gotten a real taste of village life.  
Since we were only a 2 hour bus ride from Livingstone, Luke and I decided to be tourists for the weekend.  We found a place to store the motorcycle, took the bus to Livingstone, and stayed the night there.  Our goal (or at least mine) was to make the most of the next two days.  Here is what we did:
Day 1:
Friday morning, I persuaded a guy to give us a ride to the border of Botswana (about an hour drive from Livingstone).  From there, Luke and I took a ferry over the river into Botswana and caught a ride to Chobe Safari Lodge.  Chobe is said to be a great place to go on safari.  So Luke and I set up a tent at the lodge and went on a safari that evening.  We saw all kinds of animals, including a pride of lions that were feasting on a water buffalo.   When we came back, we made friends with a local guy who gave us a ride into town to get dinner and then took us back to the lodge.  That night, Luke and I fell asleep to the sound of hippos outside our camp. 
Simba crossed in front of our vehicle
Day 2:
We woke up Saturday morning and caught a ride back to Livingstone.  We went to Victoria Falls for the day.  I went bungee jumping, and Luke bought a wooden hippo (Luke already did the bungee jump last time he was at Vic Falls).  Again, we found a local guy to help us out with dinner.  (He barbecued some meat for us.)  That night, Luke and I went to a local Zambian concert and watched Petersen (the father of Zambian hip-hop) perform live.  I took some time to practice my Zambian dance moves. 

Sunday morning we took the bus back to our motorcycle and the motorcycle back to Lusaka.  We arrived tired, but we arrived happy and uninjured.  It was a successful motorcycle trip.  We had made some memories and met all sorts of great people.  
It was also a great opportunity for me to get to know Luke better.  I learned that he isn’t the best at sitting on the back of a motorcycle.  He almost fell off twice: the first time because he fell asleep and the second time because he was giving an exuberant wave to some children we were passing on the side of the road.  I also discovered that as much as I love the cultural activity of bartering, Luke hates it.  I love Africa because I can negotiate the price of almost anything (and so I do).  But on this trip, when I was negotiating the price of something, I could just feel how uncomfortable it was making Luke.  In fact, one time I was in the middle of talking a guy down on his price, and Luke couldn’t take it anymore so he just pulled out some money and paid him above what he was asking.  Luke felt relieved.  I felt sabotaged.  But despite our differences, I thoroughly enjoyed Luke’s company and the opportunity to put him in several uncomfortable situations over the weekend.  He is a lot of fun, and he is a good man for putting up with me.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

Vaughn recently purchased a compound bow.  He hopes to use this bow to take down some African game such as a warthog or impala.  But first he wants to master his shooting technique.  So last week, Vaughn, Luke, and I set up a target in the field by our house and took turns shooting arrows at it.  After 2 days of target practice, we were ready to kick things up a notch.  It was time to go on our first hunt... Our prey: chicken.  We have several dozen chickens that run around the farm just waiting to be eaten.  So we decided chicken should be on the dinner menu.  The hunt was on.  We found the chickens shuffling through some trees scratching for insects to eat.  I was privileged to be selected to take the first shot.  I determined which chicken looked the most delicious and took aim.  I fired!  Feathers flew and so did the chickens.  Our target practice had paid off.  I had hit the chicken.  Unfortunately, our tracking skills were quite lacking.  As the chickens fled into the trees, we lost track of which one I had hit.  I followed a trail of blood from where I shot the chicken to about 20 yards away but from there I lost the trail.  To make things worse, we also could not find the arrow.  (Who knows?  Perhaps if we would have found the chicken we would have found the arrow.)
Luke and Vaughn plucking the chicken
We decided to try again.  This time Vaughn would shoot and we would watch things more closely.  The chickens were on the run at this point, but after two narrow misses Vaughn managed to shoot one through the leg.  After we removed the arrow, it took off running again.  Now it was Luke’s turn.  He was using the sight to aim but found that he was off target for his first two shots.  So he said, “I am just going to shoot it like I normally would.”  At which point, Luke pulled back the bow and immediately fired at the chicken (without using the sight) and shot it straight through.  And with that, the hunt was over, and Luke earned his keep.  Later that evening, we enjoyed a delicious chicken dinner.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Strike Two?

Vaughn has returned to Zambia from 4 weeks of globe trotting, and he brought back with him another housemate, Luke Heneghan.  Luke is going to be a Junior at Notre Dame in the fall and wanted to come out to Zambikes to do an internship for the summer.

But before Luke even had time to acclimate, he and I found ourselves thrust into an unintentional international adventure...
We were just on our way to the mall to pick up a few things, but somehow we ended up in a police station being accused of trying to assassinate the president of Zambia.
How could we possibly find ourselves in that scenario you might ask?  Well, it is quite simple really.  Vaughn, Luke, and I had just finished grabbing a bite to eat for lunch.  Vaughn was on his way back to the Zambikes office and was going to drop Luke and I off at the mall.  When we came to the intersection by the mall the police had stopped all other lanes of traffic and a police officer was in the middle of the road directing us to keep driving.  Since we couldn't get over to the mall parking lot, Vaughn decided just to drop us off at the intersection.  Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal.  But we quickly realized this wasn't a typical situation.  As Luke and I jumped out of the car we were immediately being yelled at by several police officers.  Vaughn sped off quickly and pretended not to notice all the police shouting at him and trying to wave him down.  Almost immediately after Vaughn’s hurried departure, a motorcade passed through the intersection... The president’s motorcade.

Luke and I were left standing on the corner of the intersection with police shouting orders at us.  We were escorted to the nearby police station and told that we should call our lawyers.  They told us that we were in serious trouble and were going to be detained and deported.  That was when they accused us of trying to assassinate the president.  When Luke protested, I motioned to him to let me do most of the talking.  After all, this was not the first time I had been threatened to be thrown in jail or deported.  I had learned from my last encounter with Zambian officials that the best thing to do is continue to apologize and let them talk.  It is not a matter of reasoning with them.  So, I put these principles into practice.  I told the police that Luke and I had just arrived in Zambia and we did not realize our mistake. We were extremely sorry and it was our own fault.  The police demanded that we tell them who was the man who dropped us off (because they could impound his car and bring a legitimate charge against him).  I explained that he had given us a ride, but we did not know him.  They did not believe us at first, but we stuck with our story.  After an hour or so of being detained at the police station, the police were still trying to decide what to do.  A man from the president’s security team had arrived and questioned us as well.  He was much more reasonable than the other police officers (who responded to everything we said with, “If I don’t put you in jail I will lose my job and then who will feed my children.  Will you?”).  He explained that we committed a serious offense and it requires that we defend our case in court.  It could not be covered by paying a fine.  But after being convinced that it was an innocent mistake, he tried to come up with another solution- such as a traffic offense to charge us with or something that we could at least pay and be on our way.  So I told them we had 100,000 Kwacha ($20) on us, but we would need to keep some money for a bus fare back home.  Finally, he said, “Keep your money,” and he sternly warned us to never catch a ride with a stranger and never let our transport stop illegally to let us out.  And with that, Luke and I were pardoned and released.  As we walked out of the police station toward the mall, I turned to Luke and said, “Well... Welcome to Zambia.”

Monday, June 6, 2011

5 Things You Probably Never Knew About Zambia


Here are some facts about Zambia that have now become common place to me, but I thought you all might find interesting:

Stone Crushers
1.  It is impossible to go from our farm to town without seeing multiple people either crushing stones or carrying charcoal.  They are two of the worst jobs in Zambia.  The charcoal carriers (over)load their bikes with huge bags of charcoal and haul them into town.  Every pedal is a struggle and the slightest incline requires that they dismount their bikes and push.  They do this from sunrise to sunset.  Then there are the stone crushers.  Some of them (mostly men) gather huge stones from the quarries and lug them to the side of the road.  From there, others (mostly women) hammer the large stones until they have been reduced to small gravel size pieces.  These pieces are put in bags and sold to anyone who needs gravel.  Just like the charcoal carriers, these individuals work from sun up to sun down.  And they get paid pennies to do this work.

2.  There are hair salons on almost every corner in the compounds/slums (which probably helps explain why a Zambian woman may wear 5 different hair pieces throughout the week).
Mama Andrew's Hair Salon

3.  There are blue minibuses that travel throughout Lusaka and on which you can catch a ride to and from almost anywhere.  These buses are always overstuffed with people (and the occasional chicken).  And I am not sure but I think it is a rule that if you own a minibus you must put some phrase across the back windshield that either supports your favorite football (soccer) club or is a variation of the saying: “If God says yes, no one can say no.”  I have also noticed that most traffic laws do not apply to drivers in Lusaka, but even fewer apply to minibus drivers.
Minibus

4.  Most police officers do not have cars (but they do have automatic weapons).  If they catch you speeding, they wave for you to pull over.  If you do not pull over, they will wave down the next car and make that person chase you down until you pull over (for real).  Once they have you pulled over, they inform you of what you did wrong and the accompanying fine. (If you are white, sometimes they just pull you over and make up a reason to fine you.)  The fine may start out at something like 500,000 Kwacha, but if you give them 50,000 Kwacha (about $10) and say, “This is all I have on me,” they often let you go.

5.  The “Natty Light” of Zambia is called Shake-Shake and can be found within walking (or stumbling) distance from most villages around Lusaka.  It is made from fermented corn and sold in large milk cartons.  You might be thinking that Shake-Shake sounds gross, but it is even grosser than you are thinking.  Trust me.

Well, now you know a little bit more about Zambia and if you ever come to visit you will be that much more prepared.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

PSA

To whom it may concern:

My face has been booked. 

I have long resisted having a facebook account, not because I am anti-facebook, but because I am anti “checking facebook.”  I had a facebook for a semester in college and it went well until I logged on after a whole summer of no use and found that I had been invited to many events that I never knew about, had several dozen messages that needed reply, and had been bit by hundreds of zombies and vampires.  Naturally, I deactivated my account.  So if people wanted to talk to me or invite me to something or find out “about me,” they would have to communicate with me outside the realm of facebook.  This is still my preference.  Nonetheless, my account has now been reactivated for the primary purpose of helping maintain international relations (primarily for when I return to the states).

End PSA

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

JoBurgers

White Rhino
A herd of elephants and a stuck hippo
I spent the last week in Johannesburg, South Africa with Cindi Lombardo.  If you don’t already know, Cindi is a pastor and great mentor/friend of mine.  She lives in Kansas City but ministers around the world.  I could go on and on about her unbelievable story and how God is using her, but I would be typing for days so you should just check out her website.  Anyway, Pastor Cindi knew that I was in Zambia and invited me to join her as she spent some time ministering in South Africa.  I gladly accepted the invitation.  I took a 27 hour bus ride to join her in JoBurg on Friday, May 20th.  Over the week, we were privileged to have an opportunity to minister to pastors, churches, friends, and many others.  It was a blessing to be a part of the ministry of the Holy Spirit that took place over the week.  In addition to the ministry time, our hosts also made sure we had a good time seeing the sites.  We visited the "not as ancient as you might think" Sun City.  We went on a wildlife drive and saw kudu, wildebeest, springbok (and various other forms of biltong), rhinos, elephants, giraffes, and one or two hippos.  We visited several historical monuments and educated ourselves on some Voortrekker history.  It was an unforgettable time.
Voortrekker Monument
But even with all of that, the most enjoyable part of the whole trip for me was getting to know our hosts- Ansie, Corne, and Riekie.  Ansie was the one who told me to come on down to JoBurg and that she would make sure I had a place to stay.  I stayed with her, her son Corne, and his wife Riekie.  They welcomed me into their home like family and I instantly fell in love with them.  They are officially my “South African” family.  Corne and Riekie have a beautiful baby boy named Rico who will be a year old on June 4th.  I already miss being greeted by his smile every morning.  Ansie’s daughter, Anina, and her husband, Ruan, live next door.  They have a 5 year old daughter named Kirsten and a wonderful 2 month old baby boy.  Kirsten is probably the most intelligent 5 year old I have ever met.  English is her second language (it is rarely even used around school or the house) yet she speaks it better than most 5 year old Americans.  Since Kirsten was living next door, she helped keep me busy and entertained with all sorts of games. (My personal favorite was where I would try to tag her but whenever she said, “stop” I would have to freeze... For some reason I never could tag her.)  Anyway, the best part is that Ansie’s brother lives in Kansas City so they occasionally come to KC to visit him.  So I didn’t have to say, “goodbye,” only “see you later.”
Kirsten at the monument

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

This Place is Hopping

The grasshoppers have started to come out...
And they grow 'em big here in Africa.

Our dog walked up to us today with this grasshopper in its mouth.  It was still alive but none to happy.  It is probably the largest one I have ever seen, but the Zambians were not that impressed.  They said they see bigger all the time.


Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011

Count It All Joy


“Count it all joy, my brothers and sisters, when you meet trails of various kinds, for you know that the testing of your faith produces steadfastness.  And let steadfastness have its full effect, that you may be perfect, lacking in nothing.”
James 1:2-4

We have had to count it all joy this last week.
Zambikes has been waiting on the arrival of a shipment of two containers from China containing bike parts and spares.  They were scheduled to be delivered a few weeks apart, but they arrived at the Zambian border at the same time early last week.  This caused a problem.  Zambia taxes the importing of bike parts at 5% and complete bikes at 25%.  Since the combined contents of the two trailers could be used to assemble some complete bikes, the government insisted that the contents be taxed at 25% instead of 5%.  This increased the tax on the containers by $20,000.  We battled with the officials at the border for several days, but it was no use.  And since the shipping company was ready to start charging Zambikes an extra $500/day that the containers stayed at the border, we finally threw up the white flag and paid the extra amount.  It was a rough day.  And certainly that would seem to have been enough trial to cover the yearly quota, but as they say, “When it rains, it pours.”  So while most of the Zambikes’ directors were busy Saturday night celebrating the marriage of Chiteau, a Zambikes’ employee, some thieves were busy breaking into the Zambikes’ office and stealing computers and bikes.  We discovered this the next morning while we were waiting for the two ($20,000 added tax) containers to finally arrive at the warehouse- containers that it turns out, are missing much of the spares that were ordered.  Oh, and I just found out (as I am writing this) that the company truck broke down.  I could go on, but I think you get the idea.  So... Here we are in the midst of a downpour of trials... Praying, trusting, and fighting to count it all joy and remain steadfast.  And we are.  Because as a friend shared with me, “True joy does not come as a result of good circumstances...  It comes from the expectation that awesome is about to happen.”

“Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.”
James 1:12



On a lighter note... Lauren, Dustin’s girlfriend, has been practicing her Nyanja (the local language), which has proven to be rather challenging for her and entertaining for us.  Most recently, she was attempting to say, “Ti zou nana” which translates, “we will see you later,” but instead found herself saying, “ti zanya,” which apparently translates, “we are pooping.”
...Not your average farewell.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Bamboo Bikes

Stain Chafwa sanding a bamboo frame.
I just realized that I don’t think I have mentioned anything about the bamboo bikes that Zambikes is making.  You heard me right... in addition to the several steel framed bikes that Zambikes makes, they also produce bamboo bicycle frames and they are sweet!!!  Apparently, bamboo’s combination of strength and flexibility makes it a perfect choice for building a comfortable, durable bicycle frame.  And since bamboo is a sustainable, renewable resource, it is environmentally friendly.
Right now I can even hear the sound of bamboo being sanded down at the Zambikes’ shop next to where I am staying.  It takes about a week of labor to construct a single frame, and I have been able to witness each step of the process.  Here is the abbreviated version:  First, the crew selects, treats, cuts, and sands down each bamboo piece.  (And I have learned that I love the smell of sanded bamboo.)  Then they carefully connect the pieces so as to construct a frame that it is of the highest quality and durability.  Then the joints where the bamboo connects are secured with epoxy and local hemp (doesn’t get much greener than that) and the entire frame is covered in a protective sealant.  And then... BAM(boo)!  You have got yourself one legit handmade bicycle frame, a real African work of art.
Zambikes originally started making bamboo bikes to see if they could produce a high quality bike at low cost to Zambians.  Unfortunately, the expense of bringing in the extra parts (derailers, wheels, pedals, crank, etc) was too high to make it cost effective.  So... they changed angles and started producing high quality bamboo bike frames that can be exported to the US and Europe.  Now people can buy a sweet bamboo bicycle frame made in Africa while helping employ 40+ Zambians and promoting community development right here in Lusaka West!  Win-win, if you ask me.  I am planning on coming back to Lawrence with one.  If you want to see more or buy your own bamboo frame check out Zambikes.com.  (And if you think the website looks nice... I’ll take a little credit for that.)

Monday, April 25, 2011

Set Free

Our flight from Lusaka to Capetown, South Africa was scheduled to leave early morning on Thursday, April 21.  I couldn’t wait.  I had been told of Capetown’s beauty and charm and would soon get to experience it for myself.  We arrived at Lusaka International Airport sleepy but excited.  We unloaded our luggage, went inside, got our tickets, checked bags, and passed through security.  All was going well and we still had an hour before our plane was scheduled to depart.  The only thing separating us from South Africa was immigration.  No big deal... it is all procedure.  Marsha McBride... stamped.  Marc McBride... stamped.  Dustin McBride... stamped.  Lauren Fulmer... stamped.  Vaughn Spethmann... stamped.  Andrew Zarda... sta... wait a minute, “Sir, your visa was approved for 30 days but it has been almost 3 months.  Where are your extension stamps?”
“My what?”
Oops.
It turns out that when you get a tourism visa it is valid for up to 3 months, which I knew coming into Zambia.  What I didn’t know is that they only approve it for 30 days at a time.  So I had paid for and received a 3 month visa, but I was supposed to go get a fresh stamp every 30 days which had not happened.  Just a technicality it seemed.  The immigration officer passed me off to go speak to her boss who would hopefully hear the misunderstanding, warn me to not do it again and stamp my passport.  Unfortunately, the boss lady must have been having a bad day.  Upon hearing my explanation for why I had no stamps (I did not know I needed them), she informed me that ignorance was no excuse and she was taking me to jail.  I assumed that she was just saying this to give me a scare and then she would let me go.  So I apologized over and over and asked if there was any other option.  She persisted in saying that I was going to have to spend a week in jail.  Eventually, she pulled out a form and started filling out information.  I asked her what she was doing and she said, “I am going to force you to leave my country.”  She handed the paper to me and said, “Sign this.”  It was a deportation form.  She was going to deport me as an illegal immigrant.  She said this was my best option but I would not be allowed back in the country.  I refused to sign.  “Then I am taking you to jail,” she said.  After about 30 minutes of going back and forth and only making matters worse, I convinced her to call her boss so I could speak with him.  Perhaps he would be merciful.  About that same time, I saw Dustin and waved him over to help me.  Meanwhile, all the rest of the group was on their way to go board the plane praying that I would be let through.  We got the big boss on the phone and he also threatened that I would have to go to jail.  Then he wanted to speak to Dustin.  He told Dustin he should throw him in jail too for housing an illegal immigrant.  After about 5 more minutes of threats from him and apologies from us, he finally agreed to let us go.  The immigration officer reluctantly stamped my passport and said, “when you come back, you are going to do time.”
Some sea lions chillin outside our hotel
I made it on the plane just in time.  I’d like to say I knew that it would all work out, but I was honestly not sure whether I would end up in South Africa or a Zambian jail at the end of the day.
Once in Capetown, Marc and Marsha again made sure that we received the royal treatment.  We stayed at an unbelievable hotel (the mini bar was comped!), had mouth-watering meals (including one of the best steaks I have ever eaten), toured a vineyard, experienced a South African braai, had a whisky tasting, watched the sun set over Camp’s Bay, and climbed a Lion’s Head (a small mountain).  We fit more into 3 days then most people can do in a week.
View of Capetown from Lion's Head
Vaughn flying Baby Bauer
We met up with two of Marc and Marsha’s friends, the Gary and Marnell Helling, who have an amazing ministry in the slums of Paarl, South Africa.  They provide help for the homeless, food for the hungry, healthcare for the sick, homes for orphans, safe houses for communities, and more.  Gary gave me a tour and left me wishing I could stay for a few weeks.  We also spent time with Morgan and Cari Cathey, who went to university with Dustin and Vaughn.  They recently had a beautiful baby boy, Thomas Bauer, who provided us with endless entertainment and smiles.  It was a blast getting to hang with all three of them.
In the end, we had to part ways.  We hugged Marc and Marsha goodbye.  We headed back to Lusaka, and they headed back to the States.
Camp's Bay at sunset
When we arrived in Lusaka, I was greeted at the immigration stand by my old friend, the female officer who threatened to throw me in jail and deport me.  I took a deep breath and acknowledged that if God wants me in Zambia, I will get into Zambia.  To my surprise, she was in a good mood.  She scolded me again, but she approved me for a 30 day volunteer visa.  So, I am back in Zambia and not in jail.  That made for a good Easter.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Lusaka to Livingstone

I intended to post last week, but my internet connection decided otherwise.  So I need to catch you up on a few things.  Dustin’s girlfriend, Lauren Fulmer, is now here in Zambia and will be staying for 2 months.  So far, she has been spending most of her time teaching at a nearby school, practicing her Zambian accent and conquering her fear of large bugs.  It has been fun to have her around.  The other big event is that last week, Dustin, Vaughn, Lauren, and I went to Livingstone, the home of Victoria Falls.  But we didn’t drive there.  No... that would have been too easy.  Instead, we joined up with some insane cyclists that were passing through Lusaka.  These cyclists are in the middle of a 4 month bicycle race/tour called Tour D’Afrique which goes from Cairo (Egypt) to Capetown (South Africa).  We decided to do our own abbreviated version of the tour and join them from Lusaka to Livingstone.  We rode about 500km (315 miles) over the course of 3 days.  We slept in tents, met all sorts of interesting people on the tour, and cycled until we could cycle no more.  To be honest, we didn’t all cycle the full 500km to Livingstone.  We had a truck with us and took shifts driving/riding in the truck.  But I did manage to ride my bike 183 km (approx 115 miles) in one day (and I was on a mountainbike that only had 3 gears working).  In fact, I think Lauren, Dustin, Vaughn, and I all reached new levels in our cycling careers in some way or another.  When we finally reached Livingstone, we met up with Dustin’s parents (my uncle Marc and aunt Marsha) at the airport.  They had flown in all the way from San Diego and were probably as exhausted as we were.  Thankfully, Marc and Marsha had organized a place for us to stay that was the epitome of relaxation- The Islands of Siankaba.  This resort was built on several islands in middle of the Zambezi River just upstream of Victoria Falls.  We spent 2 nights there enjoying amazing meals, sunset cruises, and bubble baths.  And on top of all that, Marc and Marsha paid for us all to go on a tour and an ultralight (small airplane) flyover of the Falls.  It was unbelievable!
Lauren cruising over Vic Falls
Yesterday, we arrived back in Lusaka.  And now Marc and Marsha are getting introduced to all the changes that have taken place since they were last here 2 years ago.  On Thursday, we will all head to Capetown for several days and then Marc and Marsha head back to the states.  I will be sure to post when we return!
My cousin Dustin and his parents, Marsha and Marc

Monday, April 4, 2011

Roads Less Traveled

Joe- He was not as amused
as I was with the helmet I
brought for him to use.
You can see more photos on my Flickr page.
I recently returned from my Zambulance research expedition.  And as promised, I am going to do my best to share with you some of the major events over the last week, but I am afraid simple text and photos will mostly fail to convey the depth of each experience.  Regardless, I will do my best.  Joe Stangl, a Peace Corps/Zambikes volunteer and I began our journey on March 23rd, at 11am.  We mounted our trusty Honda 200cc Bushlander motorbike with Zambulance trailer in tow.  We had a tent, sleeping bags, a few changes of clothes, some food, spare parts, tools, and camera equipment loaded up on the trailer.  We began our quest into the Eastern Province of Zambia to visit 20 rural health centers and/or small villages that had been given zambulances.  The purpose of our trip was to determine if and how the zambulances were being used, how they were working, if they were helping people and saving lives, what made for a successful or unsuccessful placement, etc.  In addition, we were going to video some of the individuals we interviewed to make a zambulance promotion video.  But before we could concern ourselves with those tasks, we had to make it to Petauke, a town located over 500km from Lusaka.  We rode through mountains and beautiful scenery until nightfall.  We just made it to Petauke and managed to get dinner and set up camp near a guest lodge.  The next morning we woke up and started off to visit the first 4 sites on our list.  To our surprise, we easily found the sites and the interviews went smoothly.  So later that afternoon, we pressed on to Chipata, a city about 200km northeast of Petauke.  We were making great time, but rainclouds began to close in on us from both sides.  The blue sky was becoming a narrow strip straight in front of us.  I was determined to outrun the storm.  And I succeeded in doing so for quite a while.  Joe and I were marveling at the fact that we were still dry even though we could see sheets of rain on all sides of us.  But eventually, we could avoid the rain no longer.  It began pouring down and our progress was slowed drastically.  I was convinced we should press on to Chipata so we could arrive, find were we are staying, and get dry.  Joe voted to stop and wait for the rain to die down.  I obliged Joe (after all, I had a visor on my helmet to keep out the rain and he did not).  We took shelter in a church and waited for about 30 minutes. The rain calmed slightly but showed no signs of ceasing.  We asked a boy nearby how far it was to Chipata.  We had no idea because the speedometer and odometer on the bike didn’t work.  He told us we were 5 to 10 minutes away.  We knew better than to trust one opinion (time and distance are all relative in Zambia and often vary a lot from person to person), so we asked another boy as well.  He confirmed that we were very close to the city.  So we hopped back on the bike, braved the cold rain, and made it into Chipata.  We stayed at the Peace Corps house there.  It was great.  We took warm showers, dried off, and slept well.

I was invited to play the drums during a tribal ceremony
Now this is where I really am going to do an injustice to my experiences over the following three days.  Joe and I split up the 11 zambulance sites around Chipata.  He visited the close ones by bicycle and I visited the far ones (20-60km) by motorcycle.  To arrive at those sites I had to take winding dirt roads that occasionally cut through villages populated by Zambians, goats, pigs, and cows.  And it was to and from these sites that I was able to watch breathtaking sunsets behind the mountains, visit a tobacco farm, see African wild dogs (they look like a mix between a large coyote and fox), encounter native birds that come in all kinds of unbelievable shades and designs, participate in village soccer and netball, and keep rhythm with a tribal dance drum line.  Whew!  Now at the sites themselves, Joe and I both managed to get great feedback on the zambulances.  I am happy to report they are saving lives and being put to good use.  We were able to hear stories of and even meet some people that had used the zambulance and may not have been alive had it not been available to them.  Things were going great...

After conquering the Chipata sites, Joe and I headed back toward Lusaka.  We stopped in Katete, a town half-way between Chipata and Petauke to visit the last 5 sites.  We pitched a tent and fell asleep underneath a billion stars.  Upon waking, I learned that KU had been upset to make it to the Final Four.  I should have known then that the stars we had slept under had chosen to align themselves against us, but I paid no heed.  After all, we only had 5 sites left.  But we quickly discovered that these sites would be our greatest challenge.  They had terrible roads and were all located in the middle of nowhere (which actually happened to be near a national park and thus turned out to be some of the most beautiful places as well).  It is not likely that there was another white person within at least 75km.  We only managed to get to 3 sites the first day.  We tried for four but gave up on the last one entirely after riding for an hour and arriving at the rural health center at nightfall and being told the zambulance was located at another village at least 30 minutes further into the bush.  The day had taken its toll on us.  At dinner, Joe confessed that he was defeated.  He did not want to try to go for the last site, Msoro, which was around 100km from Katete and of which locals kept warning us had “the worst road.”  I, however, was not willing to throw in the towel so close to the finish line.  We decided that Joe would take a bus back to Lusaka the next morning and I would go to Msoro, finish the interviews, stay the night with a contact there, and return to Lusaka the following day.  In the morning, Joe and I parted ways, wishing each other a safe journey.  He headed for Lusaka.  I headed for Msoro.  I loaded my backpack with my camera equipment and enough clothes for a day and left the trailer at our campsite.  I left early having been told that the trip takes 3 hours by car (sometimes more in the rainy season- which we are currently in).  I reached the turnoff with no problems and 30 minutes into my ride I was wondering what made this road any worse than the roads we had faced the day before.  Don’t get me wrong, it was bad- loose gravel, ditches, flooded areas, etc- but it wasn’t anything we hadn’t yet encountered on our site visits.  It was about this same time that a large black pig was walking toward the right side of the road.  Again, this was nothing unusual and I gave it little thought.  Like all the other pigs we had met on the road, I knew it wasn’t likely to stop walking until I was right in front of it so I slowed down a little and hugged the left side of the road.  The pig heard me coming and in a panic (or in an evil scheme) decided to run... right in front of me.  I braked and turned to dodge it.  I successfully avoided the pig, but both the bike and my body had a hard fall followed by a 20 foot sliding stop.  By the time I got up, villagers had gathered along the roadside and were trying to piece together what had happened.  Meanwhile, I got the bike upright again and took inventory on the bike and myself.  My palms were both bloody from sliding in the gravel, my left wrist was sore, and my head was still ringing.  My helmet visor had broken off and was lying in the road.  The left side panel on the bike had come loose and the shifter, which is normally shaped like an “I”, was bent into a “U”.  One of the village women brought me water to wash off some of the blood and dirt.  I found that the bike was still ridable and I could manage to shift using the heel of my boot.  I decided to try to ride back to Katete (where I had just come from) and try to repair myself and the bike.  So with the help of some village kids I jump started my bike and headed back.
This photo was taken just before I left for Msoro the first time.
(Clothing provided by Standard Style)
I made it back safely and slowly.  I found a guy to repair my bike in Katete for dirt cheap and went back to the guest lodge we were camping by and washed out the wounds on my hands again.  The bike was repaired within the hour, and I was feeling a little better myself.  There was still plenty of daylight left, so instead of heading back toward Lusaka where I could recover properly, have a shower, and eat a large plate of bacon (to get back at that stupid pig), I threw on some biking gloves and turned once again toward Msoro.  This time, I progressed more cautiously and had no problems with farm animals.  About an hour and a half into the trip, the road began to demonstrate why it had earned its reputation as the worst road.  Narrow, one to two feet deep ditches began to appear.  They intersected all throughout the road.  I successfully navigated these for quite awhile.  But eventually one formed right in the middle of the road and forced me to choose a side to go around it.  I chose left.  I chose wrong.  The ditch also decided to cut left just as the road began downhill.  I cut back to the right to try to cross it.  I fell.  My helmet and right shoulder slammed against the ground.  Again, I picked up my bike and took inventory.  My shoulder/collar bone was in a great deal of pain.  Villager gathered around me for the second time.  I told them I was ok but my shoulder really hurt.  They took it upon themselves to grab my arm and test my range of motion.  Ouch.  They informed me that I was only 15km from Msoro.  So I loosened the right shoulder strap on my backpack and pressed on.  After what seemed like an hour, I reached Msoro.  I met up with my contact there and he led me to the community health worker (village physician) so I could conduct the interview.  Upon opening my bag to retrieve my camera, I discovered that one of my camera lenses had not survived the falls.  As I looked at the broken lens that cost as much as my round-trip flight to Africa, my heart sank.  Thankfully, my other lens was in tact and I could still use it to video the interviews.  I managed to suppress the pain of my shoulder long enough to do the interview.  Afterwards, the community health worker cleaned the wounds on my hands again using disinfectant.  In fact, she even taped a cotton swab doused with disinfectant to my hands.  My hands were on fire.  But at least I wasn’t noticing the pain in my shoulder anymore.  I could hardly sit still and the pain would not decrease.  I managed to eat dinner with the villagers in this condition.  But when I could take no more, I removed the swabs.  Seeing that I was still in a great deal of pain, they arranged for me to go to the rural health center, about 15km away.  The one villager who knew how to ride a motorcycle drove me and my bike to the center.  Once there, the main physician allowed me to stay at his place for the night.  He gave me 2 much needed Ibuprofen and drew a bath for me.  And as I sat nursing my wounds in a shed with two chickens, “bathing” with a bucket of warm water and a sponge, with the sound of the village girls’ choir practicing songs in the background, I thought for the second time since arriving, “This is Africa.”

The next morning, I was treated to grass tea and corn porridge for breakfast.  I rode my bike back to the village and was given a second breakfast of n’shima and pumpkin leaves.  I said my goodbyes, collected my things, and apologized to the villagers that I could not stay longer so they could prepare a goat or chicken for me.

I survived the ride back to Katete, enduring a fractured collar bone on a rough road while wearing a 40lb backpack.  I paid a trucker to load up my bike and trailer and drive me back to Lusaka.  Now, I am back in Lusaka.  I am safe, and I am healing.  And I think I am going to cook some bacon.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

The Resurrection and The Life

 I am in the middle of my Zambulance research adventure, and I will let you all know about that in my next post, after I have completed the journey.  But so far it has been amazing and the prayers have been working... so keep it up!  But that is not what I want to post about now.  This post is going to be a little different and here are some things you might want to know:
First of all, this is going to be a long post.  Second, it does not have much at all to do with Zambia.  Third, although completely sincere, you might consider it to be preachy.  If you are still interested... Read on.
A Japanese woman mourns the loss of her mother after firefighters recovered the body from the rubble. (AP Photo/Shuji Kajiyama)

When tragedy strikes, the news of it travels fast, like waves rippling out from the epicenter of the disaster.  As the news of such tragedy is heard by those on the fringes, those relatively untouched by the tragedy, they are quickly faced with their limited ability to do anything to remedy the situation.  They respond with head shakes, prayers, words of sympathy that seem only fall to the ground, the offering of support, and occasionally going as far as traveling to the site of the tragedy to do whatever they can to offer some relief or help to the victims.  But time passes... and those on the fringes move on with their lives.  And the news of the tragedy goes from shocking, to expected, to non-existent.  For such individuals, time serves to make the tragedy "a thing of the past."  But it cannot do so for everyone.  Despite what people say, there are wounds so deep that even time cannot fully heal (only an eternity).  And those at the epicenter of the tragedy are left having to relearn how to live in the aftermath.  They are only all too aware that things will never go back to “the way they were.” Although time allows for some adjustment, it does not ever fully remove the sting.  They must face a new, undesired reality and in the midst of shifted landscape and the rubble of the life they once knew, they are left searching to see what remains… to see what is still unmoved… unchanged.  They are left to rebuild.  They must rediscover hope, for the measure that sustained them before will surely prove to be insufficient. They must relearn truth, for what was easily accepted before will now have to stand trial in light of new evidence.  No longer can they survive on the truth and hope of yesterday.  That is a luxury that only those on the outskirts of a tragedy can maintain.  Instead, they must either dig deeper to the very roots of their previously proclaimed source of hope and truth to discover if it remains intact, or they must abandon it altogether in search of a new source to become the anchor of their soul.

Now my purpose in writing this is not to convince those who find themselves on the “fringes” to never move on with their life after they hear news of a tragedy.  Indeed, we should respond when tragedy arises, but it is impossible by our own efforts to somehow place ourselves in the shoes of those struck by the tragedy and it would be foolish to try to do so every time there is a tragedy.  No, I am writing this because if you have not already experienced a tragedy in your life, you likely will before your time on earth is complete.  You may not find yourself at the epicenter but at least close enough to experience the shaking first-hand.  And in that moment you will find yourself searching… searching for answers...  searching for truth....  searching for hope.  My prayer is that you will find a rock on which to stand, a rock that doesn’t move even if the mountains fall into the sea around you.  I believe there is only one such Rock, one such Truth, one such Hope… which is that God is good and Jesus is the Resurrection and the Life.  In the midst of tragedy, God is still good.  He is not the author of evil.  “The thief comes to steal, kill, and destroy, but I (Jesus) have come to give you the most abundant life.” (John 10:10)  “Do not be deceived my dear brothers and sisters.  Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of light with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.”  (James 1:16-17)  God does not bring tragedy.  He works to bring good and redemption into the midst of the tragedies of this fallen world.  The greatest tragedy the world has ever known is the separation of man from God by the original sin.  Mankind was left helpless and hopeless, yet God humbly sent His Son, Jesus to become a man and walk among us- to reconnect us to God.  Yet the people he was sent to rejected him, choosing to follow religion and tradition over truly “walking with God.”  So they took the hand of reconciliation that God had extended and nailed it to a cross.  Mankind spit in the face of God and killed His Son.  Yet God took this injustice and tragedy and displayed true love, forgiveness, and mercy- instead of pouring out wrath and judgment, He took all of our sins and shortcomings and placed them upon His own Son.  God chose redemption over retribution.  And out of the darkest hours of death and tragedy… Jesus arose.  And it is because of this that in the midst of the death and tragedy we face, we can endure.  Because there is a resurrection.  And Jesus accomplished what time could not- He took away the final sting.  And when the last of the mountains have fallen and the things of this world have all been shaken and time finds an end, those who share this hope shall rise with Jesus.  And then tragedy itself will become “a thing of the past.”

Jesus said, “I am the resurrection and the life.  Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live, and everyone who believes in me shall never die.” 
John 11:25-26

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Zambulance Trip

While KU is busy continuing its progress on the road to the Final Four, I will be busy progressing on my own road.  I am going on a trip with Joe, an American Peace Corps/ Zambikes volunteer.  We will be gone for a week visiting various Zambulance sites, gathering information, and taking photos and videos at the sites.  I appreciate any prayers for safety, favor, and effectiveness regarding our trip.  When I return, I will be sure to post about the main happenings on our excursion throughout rural Zambia.

Africa- The Final Frontier

I was standing in the midst of downtown Lusaka looking to purchase a bearing for our broken washing machine.  I was definitely off the beaten path and probably the only white person for a few miles in any direction (I was down there for 2 hours and never saw another “mazungu”).  After walking through a few alleys surrounded by makeshift workshops constructed mostly of recycled wood, cardboard, and pieces of tarp, I came to an opening and found the place for which I was looking.  To my left, there was a man soldering metal.  He closed his eyes and turned his head with each solder because he had no glasses (or gloves).  In front of me, a woman in an apron was cooking shima (a traditional Zambian staple food like corn meal), rape (a spinach-like vegetable), and frying chicken in a cauldron over a small fire.  To my right, a few guys were gathered around a pool table that had been squeezed into the dirt floored space between the surrounding shops.  After a little haggling (at the shop with the guy soldering), I managed to purchase the bearing at a reasonable price.  I made my way back through the workshop alley maze and out to the main road, where the cars were busy zipping around.  In that moment, I thought to myself, “This is Africa.”
There is just something about it that I love.  Actually, there are many things... but there is one in particular that comes to mind: Africa is unprocessed (It is like pulling a piece of fruit right off the tree, where America is like buying it in the store with a sticker on it).  Africa is a pioneer’s paradise.
In the states, it often feels like all that there is to explore has already been charted and mapped out.  All the boundaries and limits have already been pushed, leaving behind laws and signs that restrict you from testing them for yourself (for safety reasons, of course).  It is not that those things are bad, it is just that they make for a less adventurous world.  (I know my mom would appreciate it if I valued safety over adventure, but... I don’t.)
In Africa, most things leave you with a raw, natural, and unique experience that in the US would be commercialized, prepackaged, and restricted.
I have found that one of the by-products of this unprocessed culture is that you are likely to acquire skills (and experiences) that you wouldn’t have otherwise.
Whether writing website code, making mosquito screens, repairing washing machines, or building a house, you find that in many situations, you are as knowledgeable a source as anyone else.  So with a little help from google, you may find yourself to be the nearest expert on any given subject.  You may be a long way off from being a “licensed” or “certified” expert in the US and your finished product will likely look like it was “made in Zambia” (where final results are more often “close enough” or “it will work” than “exact” or “perfect”), but you will definitely learn something new- which is always worthwhile.